Bacon Makes Me a Better Kisser

Who wouldn’t want to kiss this?

Today is the only time I’ve ever worn bacon. I am forever changed.

We’re seeing a trend in bacon wearing. You can find bacon t-shirts, bacon earrings, bacon belts, and even bacon bras made from actual bacon or depicted bacon.  People love the cured meat because everything tastes better with it and because of a handful of other fascinating facts that I talk about over Cooking with Caitlin.

You should click on the link and read my post there to learn why 73% of Americans bought bacon in a 12 month time frame. You’ll also read a couple of bacon jokes, like the ones Jim Gaffigan tells in this hilarious bit about bacon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

And for your amusement, here are more ways you can wear bacon.

wearing a bacon mohawk

Meet my husband, Jason. Being bald has its advantages.

bacon clothing accessories

Then again…having hair has advantages, too.

bacon clothes and ties

Bacon ties for the professional bacon wearer.

12 comments

  1. Wow, crazy! I had to run the Google search for “bacon clothes”, and I even saw a Diet Coke with bacon! Not sure if this is an actual product or the work of a hopeful graphic designer, but I have a feeling it would sell.

  2. You guys are crazy…crazy for bacon hahaha! BTW – I’m not wearing bacon when I come to visit but I will gladly eat it. 🙂

    1. It’s funny…I have three pieces of cooked bacon on my counter right now, and I can’t think of an easy way to wear it. Nina, maybe you can show me when you’re here. Don’t lie. You love wearing bacon.

  3. now you are just too funny, although I admit to wanting to see one of the bacon bra’s! I love Jim Gaffigan, he is hilarious! Have you tried chocolate dipped bacon….yummmmmm

  4. I love bacon. And I love Jim Gaffigan. I’ve never thought of wearing bacon as a headband. Thanks for the idea!

  5. You guys look like a hoot. If I ever goofed around like that my dog would be climbing all over me.

    Have you ever eaten a chocolate bar with bacon?

    1. Funny you mention the dog. Ours was quite perplexed. I’ll Tweet ya a pic. Are you @chilebomb?

      And I’ve yet to eat bacon chocolate…but I will.

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